Rant Archive
For the record
Adjusting the hot and cold water in my shower is like trying to calibrate the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon. Every morning is me crouching under the shower head trying to find the right combination of turns so that the water comes out “warm” and not “boiling lava hot” or “frozen tundra cold.” I need [...]
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